School Joke Tools

"Fake-useful" tools for surviving school with humor

1. How much sleep did you get last night?

What's sleep? Enough to function... barely A solid 6-7 hours | 6666666 ⚖️ 77777777 8+ hours like a healthy human

2. How prepared are you for your next test/assignment?

Test? What test? I'll start studying... eventually I've glanced at the material I could teach this class

3. How's your confidence level about school right now?

I'm a sinking ship I'm treading water I'm doing okay, all things considered I'm thriving, baby!

4. How many missing assignments do you have?

Enough to build a fort A handful I keep forgetting about Just one or two little things Zero, I'm on top of things

5. How often do you ask questions in class?

I'm practically invisible Only if called on Occasionally, when confused I'm the teacher's pet

What Does "Cooked" Mean?

In academic slang, being "cooked" means you're in serious trouble academically - like a steak that's been on the grill too long. But don't worry! This quiz is just for fun. No matter what your result is, there's always time to turn things around with a little effort and organization.

Possible Results:

Absolutely Cooked: You're well-done. Time for an academic emergency plan!
Medium Rare: You've got some issues, but there's still hope with some effort.
You Might Survive: You're hanging in there. Keep up the good work!
Academic Comeback Incoming: You're on fire (in a good way)! Keep it up!